"If you`re in need of a man who gives the best help he can,
i just know one name: FANTINI!
if you`re lost in the street and your girlfriend is waiting -
recommend you indeed: FANTINI!

When your life is a mess and your girlfriend is leaving,
there is one who can fix this: FANTINI!
evil aliens are landing, the mankind`s in panic.
there is one last man standing: FANTINI!"

Dedicated to famous L.A. producer... FANTINI!